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I am happy to report that since this was made, Otis has kicked his drug problem. Though he is still hopelessly addicted to peanut butter.
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Hecho psicológico - Cuando una persona llora y la primera lágrima cae del ojo derecho, es de felicidad. Pero cuando la primera cae del izquierdo, es de dolor.
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Si lloras por los dos a la vez, probablemente te hayas topado con un lego.
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Sadly these two are no longer on speaking terms.
(Thanks Wil Wheaton for doing this!)
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My mom cut my hair. And a little bit of my ear. It bled. And then it bled some more. Apparently ears have a lot of blood inside them. I’d say they are 98% blood and 2% ear stuff. She felt really guilty about it. I ended up getting cookies. The truth is, I would have let her slice both my ears for some cookies, so I think her guilt is unwarranted.
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Dolphins are bad at jokes.
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