Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this
Fuck u top chef Canada and ur sexist bullshit
A woman’s place is in the kitchen, unless we suddenly want to act like being in the kitchen is respectable difficult work. Then women need to get the fuck out, right?
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canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup
if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you
we have scratch and sniff money
if you scratch american money you can smell strippers vaginas
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February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)
Canada, the only nation discussing the most important issues of our day.
See? Canada has a zombie plan and so should you!
i want to emphasize that this is not from a comedy movie, it literally happened, like in real life, in parliament, between real people
I love how everyone else in the back are just cracking up!
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I’m laughing so hard at the border sign differences between Canada and the U.S
First we have Canada that’s pretty okay, yeah greeting us in French as well! Thank!
And then we have America…
it’s like the whole country is a fucking theme park
too bad its closed for the season
did you just
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Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
someone bumped into my chair and i invaded their country
someone bumped into my chair and i blushed because it was senpai
someone bumped into my chair/car/house/life and I declared them as President of our country