Pablets: ¡¡No tiene sentido, señora!!

Sep 02

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miniyo:

Reza Farazmand, en Poorly Drawn Lines (líneas mal dibujadas), http://poorlydrawnlines.com/ , también en tumblr, http://pdlcomics.tumblr.com/
¿la original? aquí
… vía elguindilla: Estabas avisado 

miniyo:

Reza Farazmand, en Poorly Drawn Lines (líneas mal dibujadas), http://poorlydrawnlines.com/ , también en tumblr, http://pdlcomics.tumblr.com/

¿la original? aquí

… vía elguindilla: Estabas avisado 

Sep 01

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cynicalschizophrenia:

elshowdemonike ha dicho: SIGUIENDO… había algunos que no conocía XD

¡Nooooo! ¡Que tú ya eres awseome to the limit! Como lo hagas habrá una singularidad del flujo cool y moriremos todos entre terribles sobre-exposiciones de swag! ¿Quieres condenar a la humanidad así?

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(PD: si pensáis que se me va la olla, es que no habéis visto el episodio de Historias Corrientes en que Mordecai y Rigby son juzgados por desequilibrar el swag del universo xDDDDDD)

De playas, celulitis y gaznápiros -

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

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flyfella:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

And people are like “he hates being fit and he can’t wait to get chubby again” lol okay ya’ll get woke

flyfella:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

And people are like “he hates being fit and he can’t wait to get chubby again” lol okay ya’ll get woke

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cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

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homumado:

like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush

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